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Rizz Puns to Guarantee Success on Any Date (Tested and approved)

In the dating world, it's no longer about looks, muscles, or intelligence. It's all about one thing and one thing only: rizz. You either have it or you don't -- but our list of puns can help you get it if you don't have it already.
Rizz Puns

Not sure how to hook your date? Rizz puns are all the rage right now, so make sure you don't end up in short supply. Our rizz puns listicle will have your date doubling over in laughter.


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Table of Contents

Here is the outline of the article, feel free to jump to the section that interests you the most.

  1. Beginner Rizz Puns
  2. Experimental Rizz Puns for the Truly Adventurous
  3. Literary Rizz Puns to Impress Her With Your Intellect
  4. Rizz References to See If She's Cool
  5. How to Use Rizz
  6. Why Rizz Matters
  7. Rizz is Here to Stay
Beginner Rizz Puns

Beginner Rizz Puns

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  1. The Boy Who Cried Rizz

  2. Rizzard of Waverly Place

  3. A degree in quantum rizzics

  4. Cuban Rizzle Crisis

  5. Rudolph the Rizz Nosed Reindeer

  6. Rizzillionaire

  7. Walt Rizzney

  8. Rizz Khalifa

  9. The Rizz Who Stole Rizzmas

  10. Cha Rizz Ma

  11. First Rizzponder


You can't go wrong with rizz jokes. These days, having the R-word is one of the most valuable forms of social currency you can have. Stay ahead of the game by controlling the language. Rizz jokes will automatically fill you with ungodly amounts of rizz.

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Experimental Rizz Puns for the Truly Adventurous

Experimental Rizz Puns for the Truly Adventurous

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  1. Anakin Rizzwalker

  2. Lord of the Rizz

  3. The Boy in the Rizzed Pajamas

  4. The Boy Who Rizzed in His Pajamas

  5. Bohemian Rizzsody

  6. Barizz Obama

  7. Jojo's Rizarre Adventure

  8. Stuart Rizzle

  9. Rizztafarian


You don't have to try hard at all in order to impress a girl. Your winning smile will do most of the work. Deliver that smile with something you find truly hilarious, like the best rizz puns. In your first message introduce yourself. Say Hi, my name is Matt. My hero is John Cena. I loved watching him in Suicide Squad. Allow me to work my magic on you. Slide in one of these puns and you're good to go.

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Literary Rizz Puns to Impress Her With Your Intellect

Literary Rizz Puns to Impress Her With Your Intellect

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  1. The Rizzfather

  2. Pride and Rizzudice

  3. The Rizzyssey

  4. Rizzeo and Juliet

  5. Rizz and shine!

  6. I'll take my eggs rizzy side up please

  7. Pulp Rizzction

  8. Rizzney Houston

  9. The Count of Monte Rizzco

  10. Phantom of the Rizza

  11. Les Miserizz

  12. Les Rizzerable


You don't have to be Walt Rizzney or Rizz Khalifa. You just have to be yourself. If you're the type of person to overthink, these will come in clutch every time. Studying quantum physics? Forget that junk on a Saturday night. Make it about quantum rizzics. Oh yeah.

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Rizz References to See If She's Cool

Rizz References to See If She's Cool

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  1. Rizzo Baggins

  2. The Matrizz

  3. Rizziator

  4. McRizzin

  5. Pikarizz

  6. Ash Rizzum

  7. Honey I Got the Rizz

  8. Jurizzic Park

  9. 13 Rizzins Why

  10. Rizzin Bran


Picture this: you've bought flowers, and you're walking up to her door. You plan on asking her out to prom. Thing is, you don't know how you should open the conversation. Her footsteps are approaching the door; your palms are sweaty; you're shaking in your shoes.


When she opens the door, she looks mostly surprised to see you, but also a little glad. A little intrigued. This is your chance.

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How to Use Rizz

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Of course, you can't simply say all of these rizz puns. You've got to say things like "hello" and "how are you." You should also try to express your personal views, and ask about hers.

As such, use these puns as a way to slide into a conversation. It may seem counterintuitive, but there is more to life than just rizz. Still, you need to become Rizz Christ before you can discover everything life has to offer.


  1. Prizzident of the United States
  2. Prime Rizzister
  3. Knights of the Old Rizzpublic
  4. Sir Arthur Conan Rizzle
  5. Lewrizz Armstrong
  6. Stanley Kubrizz
  7. Keanu Rizz
  8. Elden Rizz
  9. Rizzfield
  10. Hogwarts Rizzacy
  11. The War on Rizz
  12. Corizzavirus


One thing to be careful of: rizz jokes are so powerful that you may end up winning at life. This can cause everyone to adore you, and managing all that attention can become very stressful. With great rizz comes great rizzponsibility.

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Why Rizz Matters

Why Rizz Matters

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We interviewed some of the top execs over on LinkedIn and found out something incredible: they won't even consider applicants who don't have rizz on their rizzume. That's right. Four years of college can go right down the drain, just because you didn't think of any rizz jokes. Hey, these are the rules -- love 'em or leave 'em, baby.


  1. Adam Rizzer
  2. Game of Rizz
  3. Mike Rizz
  4. The Rizzboys
  5. One Rizzrection
  6. Rizzbo
  7. Rizzy Balboa
  8. Rizzface
  9. Martin Luther Rizz
  10. May the Rizz Be With You

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Rizz is Here to Stay

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A great man once said, "Nothing is certain except death and taxes." Well, we can add a third item to that list, and you'll never guess what it is. Benjamin Franklin said that by the way, and no, he was never a US president. He definitely had more rizz than most of the actual presidents did, though.

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Conclusion

There you have it; we've provided the tools, and all you need to do is use them. The right pun at the right moment will get anyone interested, and hey, you might just land a date or two. Don't stop here; get creative and come up with a pun of your own. The more you personalize it, the better. Who knows? You might just become the rizz quantum rizzics Lord.

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