Rizz Puns to Guarantee Success on Any Date (Tested and approved)

1. The Boy Who Cried Rizz

2. Rizzard of Waverly Place

3. A degree in quantum rizzics

4. Cuban Rizzle Crisis

5. Rudolph the Rizz Nosed Reindeer

6. Rizzillionaire

7. Walt Rizzney

8. Rizz Khalifa

9. The Rizz Who Stole Rizzmas

10. Cha Rizz Ma

11. First Rizzponder

    
    

You can't go wrong with rizz jokes. These days, having the R-word is one of the most valuable forms of social currency you can have. Stay ahead of the game by controlling the language. Rizz jokes will automatically fill you with ungodly amounts of rizz.

1. Anakin Rizzwalker

2. Lord of the Rizz

3. The Boy in the Rizzed Pajamas

4. The Boy Who Rizzed in His Pajamas

5. Bohemian Rizzsody

6. Barizz Obama

7. Jojo's Rizarre Adventure

8. Stuart Rizzle

9. Rizztafarian

   
   

You don't have to try hard at all in order to impress a girl. Your winning smile will do most of the work. Deliver that smile with something you find truly hilarious, like the best rizz puns. In your first message introduce yourself. Say Hi, my name is Matt. My hero is John Cena. I loved watching him in Suicide Squad. Allow me to work my magic on you. Slide in one of these puns and you're good to go.

1. The Rizzfather

2. Pride and Rizzudice

3. The Rizzyssey

4. Rizzeo and Juliet

5. Rizz and shine!

6. I'll take my eggs rizzy side up please

7. Pulp Rizzction

8. Rizzney Houston

9. The Count of Monte Rizzco

10. Phantom of the Rizza

11. Les Miserizz

12. Les Rizzerable

    
    

You don't have to be Walt Rizzney or Rizz Khalifa. You just have to be yourself. If you're the type of person to overthink, these will come in clutch every time. Studying quantum physics? Forget that junk on a Saturday night. Make it about quantum rizzics. Oh yeah.

1. Rizzo Baggins

2. The Matrizz

3. Rizziator

4. McRizzin

5. Pikarizz

6. Ash Rizzum

7. Honey I Got the Rizz

8. Jurizzic Park

9. 13 Rizzins Why

10. Rizzin Bran

    
    

Picture this: you've bought flowers, and you're walking up to her door. You plan on asking her out to prom. Thing is, you don't know how you should open the conversation. Her footsteps are approaching the door; your palms are sweaty; you're shaking in your shoes.

When she opens the door, she looks mostly surprised to see you, but also a little glad. A little intrigued. This is your chance.

Of course, you can't simply say all of these rizz puns. You've got to say things like "hello" and "how are you." You should also try to express your personal views, and ask about hers.

As such, use these puns as a way to slide into a conversation. It may seem counterintuitive, but there is more to life than just rizz. Still, you need to become Rizz Christ before you can discover everything life has to offer.

1. Prizzident of the United States
2. Prime Rizzister
3. Knights of the Old Rizzpublic
4. Sir Arthur Conan Rizzle
5. Lewrizz Armstrong
6. Stanley Kubrizz
7. Keanu Rizz
8. Elden Rizz
9. Rizzfield
10. Hogwarts Rizzacy
11. The War on Rizz
12. Corizzavirus

One thing to be careful of: rizz jokes are so powerful that you may end up winning at life. This can cause everyone to adore you, and managing all that attention can become very stressful. With great rizz comes great rizzponsibility.

We interviewed some of the top execs over on LinkedIn and found out something incredible: they won't even consider applicants who don't have rizz on their rizzume. That's right. Four years of college can go right down the drain, just because you didn't think of any rizz jokes. Hey, these are the rules -- love 'em or leave 'em, baby.

1. Adam Rizzer
2. Game of Rizz
3. Mike Rizz
4. The Rizzboys
5. One Rizzrection
6. Rizzbo
7. Rizzy Balboa
8. Rizzface
9. Martin Luther Rizz
10. May the Rizz Be With You

A great man once said, "Nothing is certain except death and taxes." Well, we can add a third item to that list, and you'll never guess what it is. Benjamin Franklin said that by the way, and no, he was never a US president. He definitely had more rizz than most of the actual presidents did, though.