In the dating world, it's no longer about looks, muscles, or intelligence. It's all about one thing and one thing only: rizz. You either have it or you don't -- but our list of puns can help you get it if you don't have it already.
Roast Founder, Dating and AI Expert
Published March 4, 2024
Not sure how to hook your date? Rizz puns are all the rage right now, so make sure you don't end up in short supply. Our rizz puns listicle will have your date doubling over in laughter.
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The Boy Who Cried Rizz
Rizzard of Waverly Place
A degree in quantum rizzics
Cuban Rizzle Crisis
Rudolph the Rizz Nosed Reindeer
Rizzillionaire
Walt Rizzney
Rizz Khalifa
The Rizz Who Stole Rizzmas
Cha Rizz Ma
First Rizzponder
You can't go wrong with rizz jokes. These days, having the R-word is one of the most valuable forms of social currency you can have. Stay ahead of the game by controlling the language. Rizz jokes will automatically fill you with ungodly amounts of rizz.
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Anakin Rizzwalker
Lord of the Rizz
The Boy in the Rizzed Pajamas
The Boy Who Rizzed in His Pajamas
Bohemian Rizzsody
Barizz Obama
Jojo's Rizarre Adventure
Stuart Rizzle
Rizztafarian
You don't have to try hard at all in order to impress a girl. Your winning smile will do most of the work. Deliver that smile with something you find truly hilarious, like the best rizz puns. In your first message introduce yourself. Say Hi, my name is Matt. My hero is John Cena. I loved watching him in Suicide Squad. Allow me to work my magic on you. Slide in one of these puns and you're good to go.
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The Rizzfather
Pride and Rizzudice
The Rizzyssey
Rizzeo and Juliet
Rizz and shine!
I'll take my eggs rizzy side up please
Pulp Rizzction
Rizzney Houston
The Count of Monte Rizzco
Phantom of the Rizza
Les Miserizz
Les Rizzerable
You don't have to be Walt Rizzney or Rizz Khalifa. You just have to be yourself. If you're the type of person to overthink, these will come in clutch every time. Studying quantum physics? Forget that junk on a Saturday night. Make it about quantum rizzics. Oh yeah.
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Rizzo Baggins
The Matrizz
Rizziator
McRizzin
Pikarizz
Ash Rizzum
Honey I Got the Rizz
Jurizzic Park
13 Rizzins Why
Rizzin Bran
Picture this: you've bought flowers, and you're walking up to her door. You plan on asking her out to prom. Thing is, you don't know how you should open the conversation. Her footsteps are approaching the door; your palms are sweaty; you're shaking in your shoes.
When she opens the door, she looks mostly surprised to see you, but also a little glad. A little intrigued. This is your chance.
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Of course, you can't simply say all of these rizz puns. You've got to say things like "hello" and "how are you." You should also try to express your personal views, and ask about hers.
As such, use these puns as a way to slide into a conversation. It may seem counterintuitive, but there is more to life than just rizz. Still, you need to become Rizz Christ before you can discover everything life has to offer.
One thing to be careful of: rizz jokes are so powerful that you may end up winning at life. This can cause everyone to adore you, and managing all that attention can become very stressful. With great rizz comes great rizzponsibility.
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We interviewed some of the top execs over on LinkedIn and found out something incredible: they won't even consider applicants who don't have rizz on their rizzume. That's right. Four years of college can go right down the drain, just because you didn't think of any rizz jokes. Hey, these are the rules -- love 'em or leave 'em, baby.
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A great man once said, "Nothing is certain except death and taxes." Well, we can add a third item to that list, and you'll never guess what it is. Benjamin Franklin said that by the way, and no, he was never a US president. He definitely had more rizz than most of the actual presidents did, though.
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There you have it; we've provided the tools, and all you need to do is use them. The right pun at the right moment will get anyone interested, and hey, you might just land a date or two. Don't stop here; get creative and come up with a pun of your own. The more you personalize it, the better. Who knows? You might just become the rizz quantum rizzics Lord.
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