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Best Instagram Opening Lines for your Crush’s DMs

No longer waiting for the fairy godmother to grant us wishes for impressing our crush. Use a cheesy Instagram pick-up line, and you will have your first date in no time.
Best Instagram Opening Lines

Impressing your crush with the right opening line is the deadliest battle to win over. One wrong move and all your dreams of dining with them at your favorite restaurant can go down the drain.


To make sure you make the best first impression on your crush, we bring you the best pick-up lines, flirty messages, and cute one-liners that will catch your crush's attention in no time.


We've got you covered whether you're looking for a funny or flirty way to start a conversation. While sliding into the DMs, you can comment on their drop-dead gorgeous features, but to take things further, you need to be genuine, kind, and funny, if possible. Besides, you can use these cheesy lines on their Instagram posts or stories.


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So without further ado, here are our top Instagram pick-up lines to spark interest.

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Table of Contents

Here is the outline of the article, feel free to jump to the section that interests you the most.

  1. Best Instagram conversation openers
  2. Instagram Pick-up lines for Girls
  3. Cheesy Pickup line examples for Guys
  4. Clever Instagram Pick up lines
  5. Funny Instagram Pickup lines
best instagram conversation openers

Best Instagram conversation openers

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Sending a first message that doesn't sound creepy or awkward is an art many fail to master because often it feels strange to receive a message from someone we don't know.


These Instagram opening lines will surely help you slide into DMs effortlessly.


  1. You’re damn hot to make me forget my pick-up line.


  2. Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day.


  3. OMG! Even the heavenly bodies have joined Instagram too!


  4. You are flawlessly beautiful, but I can speculate there are more amazing things to discover about you.


  5. You're like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.


  6. I never believed in love at first sight, but that was before I saw you.


  7. OK, you always have the best music in your stories! We should swap playlists.


  8. Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.


  9. If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.


  10. If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you. The IRS would put me in a higher tax bracket.


  11. This is likely super bold, but you know what they say: carpe DM


  12. Your hiking pictures are always amazing! Where's the best place to go around here?


Pick up lines are all about delivery, and you lose that when dating online. Instead, the girl will always check the profile to see who’s sending the message. Make sure you’ve got a profile that makes you look cool, friendly, handsome, and smart. ROAST can help with that. They’ve made it their job to equip you with the best possible profile. Try ROAST today.

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Instagram Pick-up lines for Girls

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  1. After looking at you I wish to be a cat, so that I will have nine lives to spend with you.


  2. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I try walking by again?


  3. Why are your eyes so dreamy? I will need a map to find myself back home.


  4. When I text you goodnight later, what phone number should I use?


  5. Do you know I'm going to remove the space bar so there would be no space between us?   


  6. You must be a parking ticket cuz there's a fine written all over you.


  7. We have got great chemistry and I would love to learn more about it


  8. Your middle name must be Gillette because you are the best a man can get!


  9. Can you help me with the best ways to ask you out for our first date? 


  10. I can't stop thinking about you all day and night. So sending a DM was the only solution. 


  11. I'm not a pro at starting conversations; wanna prove me wrong? 


  12. I had a pickup line ready to go, but you’re so hot it just left my mind.


Don’t try to please everyone with your profile. Make sure it reflects you and gives the right impression. If you seek the guidance of ROAST, you can end up with a profile that expresses your personality and makes you look incredibly sexy. ROAST is a team of experts who have studied online dating, so they’ll know how to set you up with the right profile. Once they’re done, all you have to do is send the message. Try it today.

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cheesy pickup line examples for guys

Cheesy Pickup line examples for Guys

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  1. I swear your eyes are filled with beautiful stars from the sky. 


  2. Whenever I see you my heart skips a beat. Fortunately, I've life insurance. 


  3. Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.


  4. The sparkle in your eyes is so bright the sun must be jealous.


  5. I wanted to tell you about your beauty, but I don't have your number on my phone.


  6. Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?


  7. Are you a magician? It's the strangest thing, but everyone else disappears whenever I look at you.


  8. Have we met before? It's simply that you remind me so much of my future girlfriend.


  9. Is something wrong with my cell phone? It doesn't have your number on it.


  10. It's a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.


  11. We're not socks, but we'd make a fantastic pair.


  12. Can I borrow a kiss from you? I swear to return it asap.  


Not everyone can pull off cheesy — but you’ve got a pretty good chance if your profile is excellent. Hire the help of ROAST, and you’ll have that profile. They take a look at your profile and get straight to the point. They tell you exactly what needs changing, and how. Don’t you dare slide into her DMs without getting advice from ROAST first.

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Clever Instagram Pick up lines

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Sometimes you need to play your cards a little more smartly. Instead of directly saying Hi, try these clever yet impressive pickup lines to pave a direct way to your crush’s heart.


  1. Is it just the WiFi? Or am I totally feeling a connection?


  2. If you were a song, you’d be the most pleasing one on the album.


  3. Life without you is like a broken pencil…pointless.


  4. The shovel was a ground-breaking invention. And I’m here trying to break the ice.


  5. Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.


  6. I want to take you to the movies, but they don't let you bring in your own snacks.


  7. Is it true that you're a golden snitch? Simply said, you are the most alluring option available.


  8. Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you're acute person!


  9. Something's wrong with my eyes because I can't take them off you.


  10. Hey, how are you? I noticed we have some mutual friends! Have we met before?


  11. Excuse me, can you help me remember the exact time I got fascinated with you? 


  12. You are astoundingly gorgeous, but I can tell that's the least interesting thing about you. I'd love to know more.

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Funny Instagram Pickup lines

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Being funny is a great conversation opener and the key to impressing your crush.


Here are some examples for inspiration:


  1. Know what's on the menu? Me-N-U.


  2. Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.


  3. My parents always told me to go for what I was passionate about. That's why I've been keeping an eye on your Instagram posts.


  4. The roses are red. Violets are blue. Here's a DM slide to say hi to you.


  5. Do you know no one can beat you in hide and seek? After all, finding someone as awesome as you is just impossible.  


  6. Excuse me, I don't mean to intrude, but you owe me a drink because when I saw you, I dropped mine.


  7. Are you an electrician? Because you’re definitely lighting up my day/night!


  8. I always thought happiness started with an ‘h,’ but mine starts with ‘u.’


  9. On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?


  10. Do you ever get tired from running through my thoughts all night?


  11. If you were a transformer, you'd be ‘Optimus Fine.'


  12. Do you carry a Band-Aid? Because my knees scraped falling for you.


Guys, you wouldn’t believe how many messages women get on Instagram from random people. That’s why you absolutely have to stand out. Not only with a great line like one of these, but also with an impeccable profile. ROAST is like a brand manager, and they’ll fix you up with a profile that makes you look like a star. Just follow their advice, and you’ll be getting more responses on Instagram than you ever did before. Try ROAST today.

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Conclusion

DM slides are exciting to break the ice and slide into your crush’s DM's. The best Instagram DMs are supposed to be funny, flirty, and cute.


So, no more “I don't know how to slide into DMs on Instagram” and use our suggestions to create your compelling first message to get that most awaited reply from your crush.


Choose a pick-up line that best suits the situation and time; otherwise, it can feel awkward, lame, or offensive to some.


Make sure you’ve got the perfect profile before hitting send! You may like your profile, but how does it come off to a stranger? You can ask someone at ROAST to let you know. These experts have studied online dating for years, and you don’t want to go another day without their help. ROAST even has an AI that can analyze your pictures for likability. Start using ROAST by taking their short quiz.

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Ben is one of the best Tinder Experts I've ever met and one of the few that cracked the algorithm of Tinder. Every week, Ben is publishing new articles on ROAST, helping 12M+ of people to get more matches, dates, and find the one!

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