The Best Tinder Jokes To Get You That First Date

Sometimes, the simpler the better, and that saying goes for funny Tinder jokes, too. The best way to break the ice if you want to start a fun conversation on Tinder is to come up with a simple joke that will make your match laugh and help them get to know you.

These are simple and funny Tinder jokes to use as a way to start a conversation and make your match laugh.

• If two vegetarians have a fight, is it still called beef?

  
  

• Do you ever just lie down at night, look up at the stars and think about all the messed up things in the world? Like why is there a “D” in “fridge” but no “D” in “refrigerator”?

  
  

• Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you — drinks this week?

  
  

• If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one.

  
  

• If you could be any comic book character, who would you be?

Clever Tinder jokes are a great way to start a conversation and break the ice. They show that you know how to come up with great conversation starters, and aren't afraid to use a bit of clever humor. Try those clever Tinder jokes:

• If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.

  
  

• Do you have a personality as intriguing as your eyes?

  
  

• What do you call a string of people lifting mozzarella cheese? A cheesy pick up line.

  
  

• Are you from space? Because you’re out of this world good-looking.

  
  

• Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.

  
  

• Do you ever wear fishnets? Because you’re a real catch.

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What better way to start off a chat that to break the ice with a great smooth Tinder joke. The funniest Tinder jokes are ones you can also use as pick up lines when you want to seal the deal and land yourself that first date.

These are the top smooth Tinder jokes you can also use as pickup lines.

• Do you have an Instagram? My mom always told me to follow my dreams.

  
  

• So I've been trying to come up with a good psychology pickup line for you, but I'm aFreud I can't come up with anything.

  
  

• I’m researching important dates in history, do you want to be mine?

  
  

• Hey, I’m writing an article on the finer things in life and I was hoping I could interview you.

  
  

• I usually go for 8’s, but I guess I’ll settle for a 10.

  
  

• What’s a perfect gentleman like myself doing without your phone number?

  
  

• We matched! Does that mean you’re coming over to my place tonight, or should we meet and establish we aren’t serial killers or living with our parents first?

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Showing off your confident side is a great way to not only start a conversation and make your match feel comfortable, but it'll also help your match get to know you better. If you want to show your match that you're confident and know how to break the ice, you will love these confident Tinder jokes.

• Are you my laptop? Because you’re really hot and I’m a little concerned.

  
  

• I think I saw you on Spotify. You were listed as the hottest single?

  
  

• My BBQ is broken, could you have a look at it? (What?) Oh, I thought you might be able to help, being smoking hot yourself and all.

  
  

• I bet I know when your birthday is. October 10. Because you’re a 10/10.

  
  

• Is your Bluetooth enabled? I feel like we could pair.

  
  

• Do you like bagels? Because you’re bae goals.

  
  

• I see you’re serving a life sentence for being sexy, but that’s okay, I like a bad girl/boy.

Humor is the best way to a person's heart, and if you know how to make your match laugh, you're definitely on your way to landing that first date. A hilarious Tinder joke will let your match know you're a guy who knows how to have fun, you don't take yourself too seriously, and you can find a way to add humor to any conversation. These are hilarious Tinder jokes that will make you stand out on the dating app.

• Hello pretends to be a waiter – Here’s your icebreaker garnished with awkwardness.

  
  

• My roommate kicked me out because of my terrible Arnold Schwarzenegger impression. But don’t worry…. I’ll return.

  
  

• I just found out I have this terrible disease where I can’t stop telling airport jokes. The doctors say it's terminal.

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