100+ History Pick up Lines to Improve your Historic Rizz

Check out the best pick-up lines for history lovers below:

1. Damn! You must be a historian to get my interest this piqued.

   
   

2. I'd give you a lifetime pass if you were a museum exhibit.

   
   

3. Like a historical landmark, you stand out in the landscape of time, drawing admiration and awe with your timeless presence.

   
   

4. I must be in a museum because you truly are a work of art.

   
   

5. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again in my medieval knight costume?

   
   

6. Are you a time traveler? Because you've just transported me to cloud nine.

   
   

7. You must be from the Renaissance because you make my heart feel reborn.

   
   

8. If we were in the dark ages, I'd joust for your love.

   
   

9. You're like a fine wine; you get better with age, just like a historical artifact.

   
   

10.  Do you believe in reincarnation? Because I think we've met in a past life.

    
    

11.  I'd love to explore your ancient ruins.

    
    

12.  If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together like the Ming Dynasty.

    
    

13. You're like a rare manuscript; I can't get enough of you.

    
    

14. Can I borrow a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.

    
    

15. You're like the French Revolution – you've turned my world upside down.

    
    

16. You must be the 8th wonder of the world, because you've left me speechless.

These funny pick-up lines will definitely add sparkle to your conversations:

1. If you were a pharaoh, you'd be Queen of my Nile.

   
   

2. Are you a time traveler? Because I can't seem to place you in any era—except in my dreams.

   
   

3. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again like I'm Cleopatra?

   
   

4. Are you a museum exhibit? Because every time I see you, I can't help but stare.

   
   

5. If you were a Viking, you'd be the plunder I'd never want to give back.

   
   

6. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes, and I need to find my way back to reality.

   
   

7. Is your heart as unyielding as Jefferson Davis' resolve? Because if it is, I'd be honored to be your loyal supporter.

   
   

8. Is your name Mona Lisa? Because you've got that mysterious smile that's captured my heart.

   
   

9. I must be a museum, because every time I'm with you, I feel like I'm preserving something special.

   
   

10. If you were a historical event, you'd be the one historians write love letters about.

    
    

11. Are you a history book? Because you've got my attention from the very first page.

    
    

12. You must be from the Renaissance because you make art come alive.

    
    

13. Are you a history buff? Because you've got my heart racing faster than a cavalry charge.

    
    

14. Are you a historic deal? Because like Jefferson purchased Louisiana, I'm ready to invest in our future together.

    
    

15. If I were a historian, you'd be my favorite subject to study. 

    
    

16. Let's make history tonight, rewriting the past with our own story.

    
    

17. Are you a history book? Because whenever I'm with you, it feels like a civil war—my heart's divided between loving your humor and marveling at your beauty.

    
    

18. Like Thomas Paine sparked revolution, your presence ignites a similar fervor in my heart.

    
    

19. Are you a product of the Cold War? Because whenever you're around, there's a tension between us that could thaw the iciest of standoffs.

Flirt like a pro with these peppy pick-up lines:

1. Hey girl, Is your name Cleopatra? Because you've made me forget everything else, including the empire I was building.

   
   

2. If I were Napoleon, you'd be my Josephine. Together, we could conquer the world.

   
   

3. Are you a Viking? Because you've plundered my heart.

   
   

4. You must be an archaeologist because you've uncovered a treasure in me.

   
   

5. If I were a Roman emperor, you'd be my empress. Let's build our own empire of love.

   
   

6. Are you from the Renaissance? Because you've ignited a spark in my heart like the artists of old.

   
   

7. If history were taught with your smile, I'd never miss a class.

   
   

8. Are you an astronomer of love? Because with you, I see the brightest stars tonight.

   
   

9. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you look like an angel straight out of a Renaissance painting.

   
   

10. Are you ready to declare independence from ordinary conversations? Because with you, every chat feels like a revolution of the heart.

    
    

11. Hey baby, is your name Helen? Because you've launched a thousand ships and good feelings in my heart.

    
    

12. Hey girl, you're like the Mona Lisa – mysterious, captivating, and a work of art. Your breasts remind me of perfection.

    
    

13. If I were an explorer, you'd be my uncharted territory. Let's embark on a journey of discovery together.

    
    

14.  Are you a knight in shining armor? Because you've rescued me from boredom with your charm.

    
    

15. You're like a Greek myth – timeless, enchanting, and impossible to resist.

    
    

16. If I were a philosopher, you'd be my muse. Let's ponder the mysteries of the universe together.

    
    

17. You must be from the Romantic era because you've stirred emotions in me I never knew existed.

    
    

18. I'd love to explore your ancient ruins.

    
    

19. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together like the Ming Dynasty.

    
    

20. You're like a fine wine; you get better with age, just like a historical artifact.

    
    

21. Are you a time traveler? Because you just transported me to cloud nine.

    
    

22. Do you believe in reincarnation? Because I think we've met in a past life.

Some cheesy history pick-up lines you can try out are:

1. Are you a museum? Because every time I see you, I feel like I'm walking through a priceless exhibit.

   
   

2. If you were a pharaoh, you'd be the queen of my Nile.

   
   

3. Is your name Cleopatra? Because you've made me your Marc Antony.

   
   

4. Are you a time traveler? Because whenever I'm with you, I feel like I'm in a different era.

   
   

5. Are you ready for a historic midnight ride? Because with you, I'd ride through any revolution.

   
   

6. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by your castle again?

   
   

7. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together like the Treaty of Versailles.

   
   

8. Are you Jefferson Davis? Because just like the Confederacy, you've captured my heart and divided my thoughts. 

   
   

9. Are you an archaeologist? Because I've got a large bone for you to examine.

   
   

10. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes like Columbus in the New World.

    
    

11. Are you a history book? Because every time I open you, I learn something new and fascinating.

    
    

12. You must be an ancient artifact because I've been searching for someone like you for centuries.

    
    

13. Do you believe in fate? Because I think we were destined to meet like Romeo and Juliet.

    
    

14. You must be a Viking because you've plundered my heart.

    
    

15. Are you George Washington? Because just like the first president, you've taken the lead in capturing my heart.

    
    

16. Is your name Gutenberg? Because you've just made my heart start printing love poems.

    
    

17. If you were a painting, you'd be a masterpiece like the Sistine Chapel ceiling.

    
    

18. Are you a knight in shining armor? Because you've rescued me from a life without you.

These pick-up lines will spark off interest if your partner loves Roman History:

1. Are you Mount Vesuvius? Because you make my heart erupt.

   
   

2. You must be Julius Caesar, because you've conquered my heart.

   
   

3. Are you a Roman candle? Because you light up my night.

   
   

4. You're as stunning as the Colosseum at sunset.

   
   

5. I must be Romulus because I feel like I've found my other half in you.

   
   

6. Is your name Caesar? Because you've got me saying 'Hail, Caesar!

   
   

7. Are you a toga? Because you're wrapping me up in your charm.

   
   

8. You're more majestic than the Roman Forum.

   
   

9. Are you a gladiator? Because you've slain me with your beauty.

   
   

10. You're like the aqueducts—bringing life to my soul.

    
    

11. You're as timeless as the Pantheon.

    
    

12. Is your name Venus? Because you're the goddess of love to me.

    
    

13. You're as captivating as a Roman fresco.

    
    

14. You're my Colosseum—I could get lost in your grandeur.

    
    

15. Are you an ancient coin? Because you're priceless to me.

    
    

16. You're the Roman numeral I've been searching for to complete my life.

Check out our lineup of pick up lines drawn from ancient Egyptian history.

1. Like the Sphinx, my love for you is eternal and unyielding.

   
   

2. Are you a pharaoh? Because you have me building pyramids in your honor.

   
   

3. Your beauty shines brighter than the treasures of Tutankhamun's tomb.

   
   

4. Are you the Nile during the flood season? Because whenever I see you, my heart feels like the south rise.

   
   

5. Is your heart a tomb? Because I want to be entombed in your love forever.

   
   

6. You must be Cleopatra because you rule my heart.

   
   

7. Are you a scarab? Because you've brought luck into my life.

   
   

8. Your smile is as captivating as the hieroglyphs on ancient papyrus.

   
   

9. Let's make like Ramses II and build a legacy of love together.

   
   

10. Is your name Nefertiti? Because you're the queen of my world.

    
    

11. Your eyes are as mesmerizing as the stars that guided ancient sailors.

    
    

12.  Like the obelisks of old, my love for you stands tall and proud.

    
    

13. You're the treasure I've been searching for in the depths of the desert.

    
    

14.  Are you the Eye of Horus? Because you've enchanted me with your magic.

    
    

15.  Like the ancient gods, you've cast a spell on my heart.

    
    

16.  Will you be my Cleopatra and let me be your Marc Antony?