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Sexual pickup lines

Are you looking for the best dirty pick up lines to turn up the heat? From funny dirty to downright filthy, we've got examples to get your ideas flowing.
Best sexual pick up lines

If you've read any of our dating advice before, you know that we advise caution before diving in and getting dirty. Getting explicit too soon can be a big turn-off. It can get you blocked on dating apps or get a drink thrown in your face in person.


But when the connection is right, sometimes a sexy pickup line is exactly the right choice for turning things up a notch, or for landing yourself a hookup or one night stand. If you're ready to move past "Hey baby," we've got plenty of suggestions.


Read on to figure out how to know when the time is right for sexy pick-up lines — and for what to say when you're ready to go for it.

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Table of Contents

Here is the outline of the article, feel free to jump to the section that interests you the most.

  1. Read the room
  2. So bad they're good
  3. Clever dirty pick up lines
  4. Straight-up dirty pickup lines
  5. Funny dirty pickup lines
  6. Cheesy dirty pickup lines
  7. Smooth pick up lines
Read the room

Read the room

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First things first — make absolutely sure your dirty pick-up lines are going to be welcome! You can't go all-in and then pretend it was a joke if it doesn't land well.


The best way to figure out whether your pick-up lines are welcome is simply to ask. How could that work? Try something like this:


"I just woke up in my birthday suit, want to see a picture?"


"I've got the dirtiest pick-up lines you've ever heard — want me to prove it?"


"Can I tell you what I'd like to do with you in bed tonight?


Once you've got the go-ahead, you can unleash all the deep, dark corners of your dirty mind without worrying about a negative backlash. And if she says no? You're still better off hearing it straight up, before you've shared something raunchy.

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So bad they're good

So bad they're good

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Thanks to dating apps and text messages, everything that's old is new again. If you can prove you're in on the joke, a terrible pickup line can go full circle and make for some of the best Hinge pickup lines.


"Do you have any Irish in you? Do you want some?" (Feel free to substitute to a term that applies to you.)


"I'm making my to do list, do you want to be on it?"


"I'm hosting a miss universe contest in my bedroom. I can already tell you'll win the swimsuit competition."

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Clever dirty pick up lines

Clever dirty pick up lines

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Just imagine these in an English accent.


"I think I'm going to pass out, do you know mouth to mouth?"


"Nice shirt. It would look great in a crumpled heap on the floor."


"I'm running out of battery life, can you recharge me?"

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Straight-up dirty pickup lines

Straight-up dirty pickup lines

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For the bad girl you've got your eye on, don't beat around the bush, just dive right in.


"Do we need to fight first? Or do you just wanna kiss and make up?"


"I can't stop staring at your luscious lips."


"Do you know what an Australian kiss is? Do you want to find out?"


"Can you help me disprove the rumor that all girls hate oral?"


"Like watching sunsets? You'll love watching me go down."

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Funny dirty pickup lines

Funny dirty pickup lines

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If your sense of humor is your strong suit, there's no reason not to go for a laugh while you're going for the goods.


"You'd look way better on my bedroom floor than my laundry does."


"Do you care about the environment? Because we could save water by showering together."


"Are you a haunted house? I can tell you know how to make me scream."


"Would you like to join my French kiss competition?"

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Cheesy dirty pickup lines

Cheesy dirty pickup lines

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Have you got what it takes to deliver a cheesy pickup line with a straight face?


"Does my tongue taste funny to you?"


"Where's the warning sign for all those curves?"


"What's a nice girl like you doing listening to a pick up line like this?"


"Do you have a dirty mind like mine? We better get you in the shower."

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Smooth pick up lines

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If you don't want to go too deep into dirty pick up lines territory, but still want to get the girl, these options might be for you. Sometimes a simple compliment is the way to go.


"You are extremely sexy."


"I knew as soon as I saw you that all my prayers had been answered."


"You're the most beautiful and intelligent girl I've ever met."


"Let's fall madly in love for the next two hours."


"Does your cell phone have my number in it? Can I fix that for you?

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Conclusion

Remember — dirty pickup lines aren't always the right choice, but when used wisely, they can work magic. Make sure you consider your audience and your timing before sending your sexual Tinder pickup lines and you might be surprised by the results you can get.


Like all communication, you need to choose the style that's right for you. Feel free to lighten the mood by adding GIFs or memes to your text messages. Just remember that the internet is forever and you should think very carefully (and ask permission) before sending a picture.

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Ben Bailey

Ben is one of the best Dating Experts I've ever met and one of the few that cracked the algorithm of online dating. Every week, Ben is publishing new articles on ROAST, helping 20M+ of people to get more matches, dates, and find the one!

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