150+ Best Dirty Pick Up Lines for Hinge to Always Get Replies

A good pickup line can make all the difference, and here are the best opening lines, regardless of sex or intention, to help get you some spice.

1. I know how we can spend an hour fast. And it starts on our back and ends on the floor.

   
   

2. If you came over tonight, the only reason we'd get out of bed is to be on the floor.

   
   

3. If wanting to have you is wrong, I don't want to be right.

   
   

4. What are you doing tonight? Besides me, of course.

   
   

5. I want you to remember my name because you'll be screaming it later.

   
   

6. I hope you're as gorgeous as your profile pictures in real life. They're giving me all sorts of thoughts.

   
   

7. Are you a beaver? Because dam. I've got some wood.

   
   

8. If I were you? I'd have some with me tonight no questions asked.

   
   

9. You're on my to-do list tonight, and I can't wait to cross you off.

   
   

10. We are what we eat, and I'd like to be you tonight - if you know what I mean.

    
    

11. I always aced the oral exams in school.

    
    

12. Other than being hot, what do you do for a living?

    
    

13. What time do your legs open? Because I want to be the first in line.

    
    

14. I love your shirt. Can I wear it in the morning?

    
    

15. How are your knees? I'd love to test them tonight.

    
    

16. Let's play Indiana Jones so I can explore your Temple of Doom.

    
    

17. I'm cold. Can I use your thighs?

    
    

18. Is your body an atlas? Because I'd like to spend all night exploring your terrain.

    
    

19. What time are you coming over?

    
    

20. I'd like to give you mouth-to-mouth.

    
    

21. I think you just butt-dialed me because that ass is calling my name.

    
    

22. Is illegal to look this good.

    
    

23. Pick up lines can be tricky. Let's just skip to second base.

If you're looking to impress female hinge users, here are some dirty pickup lines you can use in conversation.

1. I'd love to spend all night exploring your tan lines.

   
   

2. You have a beautiful smile. It would look better in my bed.

   
   

3. Those clothes look good on you, but they'll look better on my bedroom floor.

   
   

4. Those luscious lips aren't the only ones I want to kiss.

   
   

5. I moonlight as a freelance gynecologist. When was your last checkup?

   
   

6. Hey! Does your tongue taste funny? I don't know. Wanna kiss and find out?

   
   

7. There's a big sale going on at my place right now. Clothes are on clearance - 100 percent off!

   
   

8. Are you tired? Because you can sit down on my face to rest.

   
   

9. Are those jeans Guess? Because guess who wants to take them tonight.

   
   

10. Do you know what an Australian kiss is? It's kind of like a French one, but down under.

    
    

11. I was looking for an angel tonight, but the devils have more fun.

    
    

12. You have such a beautiful body. I'd gladly hold you all night long.

    
    

13. Come over looking like you're dressed to kill. I'll play your victim tonight.

    
    

14. Can I call you Medusa? I can use a mirror tonight.

    
    

15. Sunsets aren't the only thing I'd like to see go down.

    
    

16. Are you a bird watcher? Because I know where you can find a woodpecker.

    
    

17. I may be wasted, but this condom doesn't have to be. Are you interested?

    
    

18. You're wearing some nice pants in your profile pictures. Can I talk you out of them?

    
    

19. Girl, you look like a supermarket sample I can't wait to taste.

Men also like dirty pick up lines on dating apps, so here are some you can try out as your opening line.

1. Do you have trouble sleeping? Because I'd like to stay up all night with you.

   
   

2. Let's play escalator because all I want to do is go down on you.

   
   

3. When I come over, do I have to sign for your package?

   
   

4. Is your name winter? Because it's coming.

   
   

5. Are you in the army? Because I'd love to go commando on you.

   
   

6. Do you have a keg in your pants? Because I wanna tap that.

   
   

7. It may not snow tonight, but I know you can give me a few inches.

   
   

8. What's in that dirty mind of yours and how can I play?

   
   

9. Is your belt tight? Because I'd like to loosen it for you.

   
   

10. Ask nicely and I'll get on my knees for you tonight.

    
    

11. Let's play carpenter so I can nail you tonight.

    
    

12. I want to ride you like a fire pole tonight.

    
    

13. Are you feeling down? Because I know I could feel you right up.

    
    

14. Are you into birds? Because I've got a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher you can spot.

    
    

15. I'm usually on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?

    
    

16. I've got a dirty mind and a lot of things I'd like to try on you.

    
    

17. Are you a Rubik's cube? Because I'd like to spend all night figuring you out.

    
    

18. One night isn't the only thing I want standing at attention tonight.

    
    

19. What's your favorite kind of suit? I know mine is going to be your birthday suit.

    
    

20. Human bodies are made of 70 percent water, and I'm dying of thirst.

    
    

21. Let's spend the entire time exploring your favorite position tonight.

    
    

22. Hey! Are you a drill sergeant? Because I see some privates standing.

Hinge pickup lines are intended to help take the conversation from online dating to meet in real life, so here are a few of the best opening lines you can use.

1. What's the best thing about France? The French kiss!

   
   

2. I'd love a quickie because it has both you and I in it and we'll both leave satisfied.

   
   

3. Do you have an aloe vera? Because I just got a sunburn looking at you.

   
   

4. Let's play archaeologist. I've got some bones you can explore.

   
   

5. Let's do yoga. I'd like to show how flexible I can be.

   
   

6. I'd love to make you dinner if I can be dessert.

   
   

7. I'll cook you bacon in the morning if you come over and strip.

   
   

8. I'm having trouble sleeping. Can you come over and make it better?

   
   

9. Can you come over and make my bed? Never mind, we'll just tumble it up again.

   
   

10. Did you commit a crime? Because the sentence is my bed, and I'd like you to come over to start serving.

    
    

11. My bed is missing something tonight. I think it's you between the sheets.

    
    

12. I want you to come over and show me all you want to do with me.

    
    

13. I love your smile. I like it even better when that's all you have on.

    
    

14. Are you a safe? Because you know how to press my buttons and spin my dials.

    
    

15. I'm not a mathematician, but I think we'd be the perfect match.

    
    

16. My lips are like Skittles. How would you like to taste the rainbow?

    
    

17. Hey. I'm a conservationist. Let's save water and shower together.

    
    

18. I'd like to take this match into the real world if you're interested.

    
    

19. Are you a sea lion? Because I swear, I can see you lying in my bed tonight.

    
    

20. My bed's comfortable and all, but I'd prefer to be in yours.

Maybe you want your opening line to lead to the bedroom and then some. Here are some dirty pickup lines that you can use in your daily life to increase those odds.

1. I'm not ready for kids, but I wouldn't mind refining my baby making technique with you.

   
   

2. Hey. I'd like to go to bed tonight. Preferably with you.

   
   

3. If you were a fruit, I think you'd be a finapple.

   
   

4. You make me want to fall madly into bed with you.

   
   

5. Can I be your cell phone? Because I'd love for you to handle me every day.

   
   

6. Are you a raisin? Because I think you're just raising my hopes for something special tonight.

   
   

7. We can get on Santa's Naughty list together by the end of the year.

   
   

8. Do you have a bandaid? Because I just scraped my knees falling for you.

   
   

9. You look like my last first date.

   
   

10. Someone call the police! You just stole my heart.

    
    

11. Are you a textbook? Because I've been studying you like crazy.

    
    

12. What time do you need to be back in Heaven? Because you look like an angel.

    
    

13. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

    
    

14. I think what you're missing in your life is Vitamin me.

    
    

15. What's your favorite drink? Because you look like a hot tea!

    
    

16. Do you watch Friends? Because I'd like for you to be my lobster.

    
    

17. My friends told me I'd never land someone as beautiful as you. Care to prove them wrong?

    
    

18. I can't remember your name. Is it okay if I just call you mine?

    
    

19. Let's make like socks because we make a great pair.

    
    

20. Hey! I'm Mr. Right. I heard you were looking for me.

    
    

21. We may not go down in history, but we can go down together.

    
    

22. I don't really like children, but I think ours would be awesome.

    
    

23. I could spend the rest of my life watching sunsets with you after staying up all night.

    
    

24. Are you a broom? Because I swear you just swept me off my feet!

    
    

25. Do you have an extra heart? Because I swear, you just stole mine.

    
    

26. My friends said they found the perfect person for me. Is that you?

    
    

27. I'd like you to feel my sweater in person. It's made of boyfriend material, just for you.

    
    

28. Will you be my penguin?

    
    

29. Let's pick sides of the bed for the rest of our lives.