Top 100 Best Dirty Pick-Up Lines - Get Your Game On for 2023

1. Excuse me, but does my tongue taste funny to you?

2. I'm just like a pore strip. Hard to get off, but extremely satisfied once you do.

3. Wanna share your side of the bed tonight?

4. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

5. I don't think I want your babies, but I wouldn't mind refining my baby-making technique with you.

6. I just checked the weather report, and there's a 95% chance you're getting six inches tonight.

7. What is a nice person like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

8. One of my friends told me girls hate oral, do you wanna help me prove him wrong?

9. You look so good; I wanna kiss your lips and move up to your belly button.

10. Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.

11. Let only latex stand between our love.

12. My magical watch says you're not wearing any panties. Oh, you are? Darn, it must be an hour fast.

13. Let's play carpenter. First, we'll get hammered; then, I'll nail you.

14. Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie. I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.

15. Let's help mother earth and save water by showering together.

16. We should play strip poker. You can strip, and I'll poke you.

17. Do you have a cell phone in your back pocket? Because your ass is calling to me.

18. What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.

19. I wanna floss with your pubic hair.

20. I would only kick you out of bed to f*ck you on the floor.

1. I’ll be Burger King, and you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way, and you’ll be lovin’ it.

2. There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.

3. Hey girl, is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon.

4. Are you a stack of dirty dishes? Because I want to get you wet and do you all night long.

5. Are you a sea lion? Because I can sea you lion in my bed tonight.

6. Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.

7. My doctor told me I have a vitamin D deficiency. Want to go back to my place and fix that for me?

8. I'm a bird watcher, and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher. Have you seen one?

9. I’m a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?

10. I love your outfit. I would love it even more crumpled in a heap on my bedroom floor.

11. Make out with me if I am wrong, but isn't the Earth flat?

12. My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?

13. I think you're suffering from a lack of vitamin me.

14. I'd love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. And the ones on your face.

15. Give me your car keys so I can drive you crazy.

16. Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you.

17. Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.

18. They say kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?

19. I’m like a Rubik’s Cube; the more you play with me, the harder I get.

20. I know a great way to burn off the calories in that drink.

1. You're so hot even my zipper is falling for you.

2. Wanna help me get on Santa's naughty list this year?

3. I'm not a weatherman, but you can expect a few more inches tonight.

4. Want to see if you can add “has an awesome gag reflex” to your resume?

5. Do you go to church often? Because you're gonna, be on your knees tonight.

6. I'm afraid of the dark, and my nightlight went out last night. Will you keep me company tonight?

7. I'm having trouble sleeping by myself. Can you sleep with me?

8. You must be Medusa because you make me rock hard.

9. Let me guess your favorite position: anything that involves my balls bouncing against your ass.

10. Are those jeans Guess? Because guess who wants to be inside them?

11. I think I could fall madly in bed with you.

12. Are you a supermarket sample? Because I want to taste you again and again without any sense of shame.

13. Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

14. Your smile is almost as big, warm, and lovely as my penis.

15. If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

16. Don’t ever change. Just get naked.

17. Your place or mine? Tell you what? I’ll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.

18. Are you a flappy bird? Because I could tap you all night.

19. Let’s go to my place and do some math. Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

20. You’re like my pinky toe; I’m gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.

1. I'm scared of getting pregnant, so do you want to go up to my room and help me test all my condoms?

2. Do you have pet insurance? Because your pussy's getting smashed tonight.

3. What time do your legs open? I don't want to be late.

4. You're going to have that body for the rest of your life, and I just want it for one night.

5. Let's play house. You can be the door; then I can slam you all I want.

6. That's a beautiful smile, but it'd look even better if it were all you were wearing.

7. What has four legs and doesn't have the most beautiful girl on it? My bed. Want to fix that?

8. Are you a pirate? Because I have a lot of semen waiting for you.

9. If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

10. I'll show you my tan lines if you'll show me yours.

11. Let's play Titanic. You'll be the iceberg, and I'll go down.

12. Are you a shark? Because I’ve got some swimmers for you to swallow.

13. Let me insert my plug into your socket, and we can generate some electricity.

14. Fuck me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

15. I think my allergies are acting up. Because every time you are around, my dick swells up.

16. I’ve just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.

17. I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock.

18. Your face is like a wrench; every time I look at it, my balls tighten up.

19. Why pay for a bra when I would gladly hold your boobs up all day for free?

20. Your body is made up of 70% water. . .and I’m thirsty.

1. Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional?

2. Can you do telekinesis? Because you’ve made a part of me move without even touching it.

3. Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon.

4. I’m a mind reader, and yes, I will sleep with you.

5. Sit on my face, and I’ll eat my way to your heart.

6. I like my coffee how I like my woman… creamed.

7. I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.

8. Are you a raisin? Because you’re raisin my dick.

9. Did you grow up on a chicken farm? Because you sure know how to raise a cock.

10. I can see into the future, and yeah, we’re gonna fuck at least once.

11. Remember my name because you’ll be screaming it later.

12. You’re just like a wine tasting. They say to spit, but I always prefer swallowing.

13. I was feeling off today, but you definitely turned me on.

14. Want a job? It blows.

15. The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?

16. Tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes.

17. I lost my keys. Can I check your pants?

18. You know what I like in a girl? My dick.

19. Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.

20. When I saw you, I lost my tongue. Can I put yours in my mouth?