10 Funny Bumble Bios (2023 Edition)

Everyone wants an honest partner... or do they? This is one of the best Bumble bios for guys who are looking for someone who can take a joke.

"Honesty is the best policy, even when it means admitting I'm 5'11" rather than six feet tall. But it also means I'll never let you leave the house with spinach in your teeth."

The best bumble bios say something about you, but a list of skills or interests isn't enough to make an impression these days. Instead, Bumble bios need to work a little harder. So when you're talking about yourself, make sure the format is as interesting as the content.

"I'll be perfectly honest, I'm not into long walks on the beach. In fact, I don't even put on pants and leave the house when I can help it. But I'm a great cook with a solid move collection, so if you're looking for a date who's always up for dinner and a movie, swipe right."

Lists are always a popular format — from articles to Bumble bios. They're a good way to get a lot of information across in a small amount of space and a great way to let someone know what you are all about in a skimmable format.

"I'm looking for more:

• Company
• Conversation
• Laughs

I'm looking for less:

• Drama
• Empty beds
• Solo meals"

Dating apps are great for niche interests because you can filter through so many people quickly. And the right dating profile does this work for you. If you have an unusual hobby or special interest, a dating app can help you find someone into the same thing.

"I know it's not for everyone, but I love taxidermy. Yes, you read that right. If you want to learn how to stuff a rabbit or a duck, I'm your guy. Heck, you can make one for every person on your Christmas list. Just don't knock it until you've tried it."

Burned out on dating? Let your profile bio find you new activity partners! From bands to sports teams to board game nights, dates aren't the only thing a funny Bumble bio can find for you.

"Dating is so last year! Instead, let's start a band. I've got percussion covered. In fact, I'm practicing with a tambourine one-handed while I write this Bumble bio. Message me with what instruments you play or which ones you're willing to learn, and we'll make this thing happen."

Bumble can sometimes be tricky for men looking for women because even once you've got a match, you have to wait for her to make the first move. That means your bio needs to make it as easy as possible for her to send the first message.

"Here are three facts that you can message me to get the ball rolling. I promise I'll answer before the 24-hour countdown is up!

Your favorite color

Your pets name

Whether or not you can keep houseplants alive"

Sometimes dating can feel like a necessary evil on the way to a cozy relationship. If that sounds like you, you're not alone.

"I'm looking for an avid indoors person who wants to cozy up and stay home, not hit the town. But a date or two is required before we can have pajamas on the couch time. Let's pick a low-key spot to ensure neither of us is an axe murderer and then get to the good stuff asap."

Looking through Bumble you're likely to find as many pets as people. And making sure you're a good match with someone's furry friend is serious business!

"Need someone to walk your dog or feed your cat? I'm your guy. I love animals but can't have pets in my current home, so I'm looking for some more fur time. If I get along with you, too, that's a bonus."

If you want a date you can debate the pros and cons of the Starwars franchise with, a funny Bumble profile can get you that match!

"Possibly controversial topic: R2D2 vs BB8. Message me your answer, and if you pass, we'll talk."

What do you have to offer a potential date? Everyone has some special skill they can show off (and if you're not sure, ask your friends.)

"I'll admit right up front, I'm not a great cook. But I am an amazing amateur bartender with a fully stocked bar cart. So I can set you up with the best cocktail you've ever had while we're waiting for our Grubhub order to show up."