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10 Funny Bumble Bios (2023 Edition)

For the sake of humor and dating, here are some hilarious bumble bios from real people. What's your excuse for not having a bio yet?
10 funny bumble bios 2022 edition

Everyone knows that a good sense of humor is a great way to get a date, so how do you show off how funny you can be in your bio? There's a delicate balance between being funny and making fun of the app or the people on it — and you don't want to fall on the wrong side of that line.

The best Bumble bios show off your personality, show that you'd be a good date, and do all of that with a short attention span in mind. Because your profile only has moments to grab someone's attention before they make a decision and swipe away.

So if you're looking for some of the best Bumble bios for people who like to laugh, look no further than the following examples. Just make sure you take the time to customize your Bumble bio to be unique rather than a quick cut-and-paste job!

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Table of Content

Here is the outline of the article, feel free to jump to the section that interests you the most.

  1. Bio #1: Honesty — a threat or a promise?
  2. Bio #2: The "About You" profile — with a twist
  3. Bio #3: The more & less profile
  4. Bio #4: Looking for something special?
  5. Bio #5: When you're looking for someone to join an activity
  6. Bio #6: When you want them to make the first move
  7. Bio #7: The best Bumble profile for introverts
  8. Bio #8: Funny Bumble bios for animal lovers
  9. Bio #9: Bumble bios for nerds
  10. Bio #10: Show off your skills
bio 1 honesty — a threat or a promise

Bio #1: Honesty — a threat or a promise?

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Everyone wants an honest partner... or do they? This is one of the best Bumble bios for guys who are looking for someone who can take a joke.

"Honesty is the best policy, even when it means admitting I'm 5'11" rather than six feet tall. But it also means I'll never let you leave the house with spinach in your teeth."

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bio 2 the about you profile — with a twist

Bio #2: The "About You" profile — with a twist

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The best bumble bios say something about you, but a list of skills or interests isn't enough to make an impression these days. Instead, Bumble bios need to work a little harder. So when you're talking about yourself, make sure the format is as interesting as the content.

"I'll be perfectly honest, I'm not into long walks on the beach. In fact, I don't even put on pants and leave the house when I can help it. But I'm a great cook with a solid move collection, so if you're looking for a date who's always up for dinner and a movie, swipe right."

bio 3 the more  less profile

Bio #3: The more & less profile

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Lists are always a popular format — from articles to Bumble bios. They're a good way to get a lot of information across in a small amount of space and a great way to let someone know what you are all about in a skimmable format.

"I'm looking for more:

  • Company
  • Conversation
  • Laughs

I'm looking for less:

  • Drama
  • Empty beds
  • Solo meals"

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bio 4 looking for something special

Bio #4: Looking for something special?

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Dating apps are great for niche interests because you can filter through so many people quickly. And the right dating profile does this work for you. If you have an unusual hobby or special interest, a dating app can help you find someone into the same thing.

"I know it's not for everyone, but I love taxidermy. Yes, you read that right. If you want to learn how to stuff a rabbit or a duck, I'm your guy. Heck, you can make one for every person on your Christmas list. Just don't knock it until you've tried it."

bio 5 when youre looking for someone to join an activity

Bio #5: When you're looking for someone to join an activity

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Burned out on dating? Let your profile bio find you new activity partners! From bands to sports teams to board game nights, dates aren't the only thing a funny Bumble bio can find for you.

"Dating is so last year! Instead, let's start a band. I've got percussion covered. In fact, I'm practicing with a tambourine one-handed while I write this Bumble bio. Message me with what instruments you play or which ones you're willing to learn, and we'll make this thing happen."

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bio 6 when you want them to make the first move

Bio #6: When you want them to make the first move

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Bumble can sometimes be tricky for men looking for women because even once you've got a match, you have to wait for her to make the first move. That means your bio needs to make it as easy as possible for her to send the first message.

"Here are three facts that you can message me to get the ball rolling. I promise I'll answer before the 24-hour countdown is up!

Your favorite color

Your pets name

Whether or not you can keep houseplants alive"

bio 7 the best bumble profile for introverts

Bio #7: The best Bumble profile for introverts

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Sometimes dating can feel like a necessary evil on the way to a cozy relationship. If that sounds like you, you're not alone.

"I'm looking for an avid indoors person who wants to cozy up and stay home, not hit the town. But a date or two is required before we can have pajamas on the couch time. Let's pick a low-key spot to ensure neither of us is an axe murderer and then get to the good stuff asap."

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Bio #8: Funny Bumble bios for animal lovers

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Looking through Bumble you're likely to find as many pets as people. And making sure you're a good match with someone's furry friend is serious business!

"Need someone to walk your dog or feed your cat? I'm your guy. I love animals but can't have pets in my current home, so I'm looking for some more fur time. If I get along with you, too, that's a bonus."

bio 9 bumble bios for nerds

Bio #9: Bumble bios for nerds

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If you want a date you can debate the pros and cons of the Starwars franchise with, a funny Bumble profile can get you that match!

"Possibly controversial topic: R2D2 vs BB8. Message me your answer, and if you pass, we'll talk."

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Bio #10: Show off your skills

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What do you have to offer a potential date? Everyone has some special skill they can show off (and if you're not sure, ask your friends.)

"I'll admit right up front, I'm not a great cook. But I am an amazing amateur bartender with a fully stocked bar cart. So I can set you up with the best cocktail you've ever had while we're waiting for our Grubhub order to show up."

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It might seem tricky at first to write a funny Bumble bio, especially if humor doesn't come naturally. But if you want your profile to catch someone's eye, it's worth putting the time and effort into making it shine.

Remember that it's important to be funny without being negative. Always keep Bumble bios lighthearted, even if you're playing with an edgy topic. It's important to stay up beat, because no one wants to go on a date with a downer.

Use these funny Bumble bios as examples and starting points, and then let your own creativity and personality shine!

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