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In this article, you’re about to read rizz pickup lines, ranging from the most funny pickup lines, the most cheesy pickup lines, the best cheesy pickup lines and, well, the best pickup lines in general that human intellect has ever produced.

These days it seems as though every guy is trying to outdo themselves in coming up with pick up lines, the best rizz, to woo ladies. And vice versa.

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  1. What does a funny pick up line mean, exactly?
What does a funny pick up line mean, exactly?

What does a funny pick up line mean, exactly?

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I'll give you a simple definition of what funny pickup lines are. Let's just say, a funny pick up line pulls out a chuckle from your throat. Pretty straightforward, eh?

Just to be sure we're on the same page, a pickup line is something you come up with to start up a conversation with a stranger. Trust me, pickup lines actually work. The best pickup lines will definitely make her blush.

One general rule that makes the best pickup lines shine is creativity.

Without any further delay, below is a compilation of some of the best rizz pickup lines. They’ll help you up your rizz game, as you express them to that special someone. So, feel free to sneak a few from the list, to increase your vocabulary in this sphere!

Have you ever been to jail? Because it should be illegal to be that good-looking.


  1. I believe in following my dreams, so you should lead the way.
  2. I see you like tequila...Does that mean you’ll give me a shot?
  3. I'm thinking you're from Paris because eiffel for you at first sight.
  4. Do you work at NASA? Because your beauty is out of this world.
  5. Are you from Tennessee? Because you are the only ten, I see.
  6. Are you tired from running through my mind all day.
  7. I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away.
  8. Good thing summer is over because I am falling for you.
  9. It's time to pay up because you have been living in my head rent free.
  10. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.
  11. We are not pants but we’d make a great pair.
  12. You’re a garbage so I guess I’ll have to take you out.
  13. Your eyes are like Ikea, easy to get lost in.
  14. My phone isn’t working, can you try giving me a call?
  15. I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
  16. If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.
  17. Well, here I am, what are your other two wishes?
  18. The Grinch may have stolen Christmas but you’ve stolen my heart.
  19. It's the season of giving so give me your phone number.
  20. Of all your curves, your smile is my favourite.
  21. Roses are red so is my face.... This happens only when I am with you.
  22. Good thing I have Life insurance because you make my heart stop all the time.
  23. I don’t do drugs but I am high on you.
  24. Did you get the news of the earthquake? Never mind I guess it was you rocking my world.
  25. Are you the school stairs? Cause you take my breath away.
  26. Kiss me if I’m wrong but the earth sure is flat.
  27. Are you iron? Because I sure like watching you.
  28. What’s your name again? Can I call you mine?
  29. I may not be the cashier but you sure have a few things I’d like to check out.
  30. I’d love to take you out to the movies, but they don’t allow snacks.
  31. Can I have a picture of you? I need to show Santa what I want this year for Christmas.
  32. Are you a vape? Because I’d never use you.
  33. Is your name Winter? Because you make me shiver with excitement.
  34. Even the Sun is jealous of the warmth your presence brings.
  35. Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I’m feeling a strong connection.
  36. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
  37. Do you believe in love at first sight or do I need to walk by again?
  38. You must be a bank loan, because you have my interest.
  39. Are you John Cena because I’ve never Cena girl like you before.
  40. Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
  41. I was told to never judge a book by its cover but I don’t even know you and I am already checking you out.
  42. You remind me of my garbage bin, I’d love to take you out on Thursdays.
  43. You are so gorgeous that you made me forget my pick-up line.
  44. Am I able to follow you home? Because I was always taught to follow my dreams.
  45. Do you know what’s on the menu? Me-N-U.
  46. I bet you play soccer because you are a keeper.
  47. I am learning on important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
  48. Cupid called. He said I should inform you that He needs my heart back. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
  49. I would have said “God bless you” after that sneeze, but it looks like he already has.
  50. What’s the that amazing perfume you are wearing? Oh! That’s just you? I can’t get enough.
  51. Hey, you are pretty and I am cute. Together we could be Pretty Cute.
  52. I don’t consider myself a hoarder but I really would like to keep you forever.
  53. I am good at algebra; I can replace your X and you wouldn’t need to figure out Y.
  54. Did you just come out of the oven? Because you are hot.
  55. You owe me a drink because when I looked at you. I dropped mine.
  56. I f you were words on a page, you would be the fine print.
  57. You should be exhausted because you have been running...

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Conclusion

Adding a funny rizz pickup lines to your dating adventure might be the absolute game-changer if properly used. It helps you break the ice smoothly and give a complete stranger an hint about your awesomeness. Don't be scared to get creative and always be YOU!

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Ben is one of the best Dating Experts I've ever met and one of the few that cracked the algorithm of online dating. Every week, Ben is publishing new articles on ROAST, helping 20M+ of people to get more matches, dates, and find the one!

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