85+ Soccer Pick Up Lines to bring your Dating Game at Ballon D'Or Level

Dazzle them with your wit with these clever lines.

1. Can I be one of the men lucky enough to be in your box?

   
   

2. I'm feeling like I'm gonna score tonight.

   
   

3. You're a work of art. I think I'll call you Andrea Pirlo.

   
   

4. Is your name Suarez? Because I'd let you bite me all night long.

   
   

5. Let's role play. I'll be Spain, you be Ireland. That's the only way I'm gonna screw you tonight.

   
   

6. I bet you play soccer because I'd like to take a few shots at your goal.

   
   

7. Can I show you why people call me the shooter?

   
   

8. Take off your shirt. I promise you won't get a yellow card.

   
   

9. I wish you were wearing a soccer jersey. That way, I wouldn't have to ask for your name or number!

   
   

10. Are you Arjen? Because I swear you Robben my heart.

Don't take yourself with these cheesy lines to snag their attention.

1. Can I practice my penalty kicks with you?

   
   

2. I'd knick myself if I didn't try to get to know you better.

   
   

3. I heard you're a goalkeeper. Can you keep my heart with you forever?

   
   

4. Hey girl, do you play soccer? Because you look like you handle balls well.

   
   

5. I'm part of a soccer team, and I think that means I'm gonna score tonight.

   
   

6. Can I Pele off your clothes tonight?

   
   

7. You're hotter than the 2024 World Cup.

   
   

8. You want to score or just knock around some balls tonight?

   
   

9. If I buy a soccer ball, will you kick it with me?

   
   

10. I may not play soccer, but you're my ultimate goal.

Sometimes you want to deliver a cute and sincere line to wow them.

1. Is it overtime? Because I feel my heart racing!

   
   

2. I'm not a soccer player, but I had to shoot my shot.

   
   

3. Can I practice penalty kicks with you?

   
   

4. Are you a soccer game? Because I can't stop watching you.

   
   

5. You're as stunning as this beautiful game - and that's saying something!

   
   

6. I'd even watch the World Cup for you.

   
   

7. I really want to kick it tonight.

   
   

8. You won my heart like a soccer game.

   
   

9. Let's buy a soccer ball. I can show you my footsie skills.

   
   

10. Are you a soccer ball? Because I can sweep you off your feet!

    
    

11. You look awesome in short pants.

    
    

12. You are a soccer ball I'd never shoot - I'd miss you too much!

Sweet lines show you're in for more than just scoring.

1. I bet you play soccer because you look like you're a keeper.

   
   

2. You've got an amazing tight end, sweetheart.

   
   

3. You're like seeing the World Cup in action. I can't take my eyes off you.

   
   

4. You may be an average soccer player, but you're the king of my heart.

   
   

5. I'm not into sports, but I'd play soccer for you.

   
   

6. You're the perfect goal for my life.

   
   

7. Regardless of the outcome of the game, you'll always be a winner in my eyes.

   
   

8. Can I keep you like the goal?

   
   

9. I hope it's not too forward to ask you out.

   
   

10. You're so beautiful it's like watching Messi in action.

    
    

11. You've got curves that would make David Beckham proud.

If you want to score and get to know them later, start with these rizz lines.

1. Sure, Ronaldo is great, but I like to get Messi.

   
   

2. Let's play a game. All balls, no hands.

   
   

3. Can I slide into your pants?

   
   

4. Let's trade off playing defense and attack in the bedroom.

   
   

5. Do you wanna see my World Cup in action?

   
   

6. I love playing soccer. It's the balls for me.

   
   

7. I'd like to take a header with you.

   
   

8. Can we have a quickie? I promise I can finish with one touch.

   
   

9. Do you play soccer? Because I want to score tonight.

   
   

10. Can you act like Zidane tonight? Because I could go for some head.

    
    

11. Hey girl. Is your name Lionel? Because I'll make your pants Messi.

    
    

12. There are no hands in this game. Still wanna score?

    
    

13. Just because there's a goalie doesn't mean I can't score. Wanna go out tonight?

Crack them up with these funny pickup lines to showcase your sense of humor.

1. You wanna score or just knock around my balls?

   
   

2. Is your name Neymar? Because I can't stop tripping and falling for you!

   
   

3. I'm a soccer lover. Wanna play?

   
   

4. Are you a soccer jersey? Because I want to wear you all day.

   
   

5. Is the goal wide open or are you just happy to see me?

   
   

6. You're the perfect dribble into my heart. I can feel it.

   
   

7. Are you an offside trap? Because I keep falling for you!

   
   

8. This is a little-known secret, but I'm the Ronaldo of lovers.

   
   

9. Are you a soccer pitch? Because I'd like to play on you all day.

   
   

10. I'll dive into your heart like Ashley Young.

    
    

11. Are you the World Cup? Because I'm excited just waiting for you.

If you want to capture a player's attention, start off with these one-liners.

1. I score more often than your average soccer player.

   
   

2. You look like you like to get Messi.

   
   

3. You're out of my league, but I had to shoot my shot.

   
   

4. Is your name Barca? Because you've got possession of my heart!

   
   

5. My biggest flex is that soccer players can go 90 minutes ... without stopping.

   
   

6. I'd like to sweeper you off your feet.

   
   

7. How's your aim? Because you look like you could striker my sweet spot.

   
   

8. Are you a referee? Because I swear, you've just blown the whistle to my heart!

   
   

9. You may be a soccer player, but I promise you can use your hands in this game.

   
   

10. Are you David Beckham? Because I'd bend it for you all night long.

    
    

11. I know 11 different positions, and I think I'm gonna score tonight in all of them.