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Try these 14 Funny Bumble Openers To Make Your Match Laugh

Looking for the perfect opener? Use those funny Bumble openers to make her/him laugh
Funny Bumble Openers to Break the Ice

Whether you’ve just created a Bumble profile or are a seasoned vet, you most likely know just how important it is to have a good opener on dating apps. With Bumble, women have to make the first move and send the opening message which sets Bumble apart from other dating apps and keeps things fun. But, it can be a little daunting having to send the first message.

Pickup lines with a bit of humor are the best way to break the ice and show matches who you are in just one message.

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Keep reading to find out about the best funny Bumble openers you can use to get more matches and land yourself a first date on the dating app.

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Table of Contents

Here is the outline of the article, feel free to jump to the section that interests you the most.

  1. Funny Bumble Opening Lines That Will Land You More Dates
  2. Corny Bumble Opening Lines To Show Off Your Silly Side
  3. Funny & Clever Opening Lines That Will Make Your Matches Laugh
  4. Funny Bumble Pickup Lines That Will Start A Conversation
Funny Bumble Opening Lines That Will Land You More Dates

Funny Bumble Opening Lines That Will Land You More Dates

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Instead of opening with a "hey" (this is definitely the worst opening line you don't want to use) or asking your match about their weekend, why not use humor to start a conversation and show them your silly and fun side. These Bumble openers will get you more matches that'll be eager to talk and hopefully ask you out on a date.

1. Do you like raisins? How about a date?

You can’t go wrong with a pun and putting one to good use never goes unnoticed. Let matches know that you’re on the dating app to find a relationship with this clever opener. You're bound to land a first date with your perfect match with this message.

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2. That dog looks so cute, can you give them my number?

This pickup line is perfect to use on guys who have a dog in their profile. Let your match know you're a dog lover too and can't wait to find out more about their cute pup.

3. Do you believe in love at first swipe, or should we unmatch and then match again?

Instead of waiting for the conversation to get more serious, why not get the ball rolling yourself? Message your match with this playful and honest opener. Your match will know you're a person who's confident, flirty, and looking for love.

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Corny Bumble Opening Lines To Show Off Your Silly Side

Corny Bumble Opening Lines To Show Off Your Silly Side

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Sending the first message on a dating app can be tricky but it doesn't have to be. Corny Bumble openers will have your Bumble matches looking forward to starting a fun conversation with you.

1. I guess this is where I drop a corny line, so here goes nothing (insert a line of corn emojis)

Matches will love seeing your silly side with this opening line. This is a great opener to break the ice and start things off on a lighthearted, fun note.

2. Are you my appendix? Because you give me this weird, tingly feeling and I kind of want to take you out.

If you're the type of person who is ready to go on a date, why not get to the point and let your match know with a bit of humor. Start the conversation off with this hilarious opener while showing your match exactly what you’re looking for on the dating app.

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3. They must call you Earl Grey because you’re such a hot tea.

Make your match blush with this corny first message that will show your confidence and let your match know how you're feeling about them.

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Funny & Clever Opening Lines That Will Make Your Matches Laugh

Funny & Clever Opening Lines That Will Make Your Matches Laugh

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Not everything on dating apps has to be serious. By messaging your match with a funny and clever opening line, you'll show matches that you're looking for someone you can share a laugh and good time with.

1. I know it’s cheesy, but matching with you is too Gouda be true.

Cheesy pickup lines are some of the best openers you can use. Using a cheesy opener on a dating app is like a right of passage - everyone has to do it at least once. This is one of the best opening lines that will show match your clever and cute side.

2. (lemon emoji) Sorry, I couldn’t find an opening lime.

If you're experimenting with funny openers, you can't go wrong with using emojis and a good pun to make your new match smile. Using emojis shows your bumble match you're not afraid to start a conversation by sending a cute first message.

3. Trying to think of a fruit or vegetable joke, but I can't produce much under pressure.

There's nothing more attractive than a girl who makes the first move and uses a clever pickup line to make her match laugh. Start the conversation off in a fun way by telling a witty joke your match won't be able to resist.

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4. I don’t want to flood your inbox, but dam – you look good.

This is one of the best Bumble openers to compliment your match while keeping things lighthearted and flirty. Show your match that you're the type of person who doesn't take themselves too seriously and can make others smile with this message. Your matches will love that you're fun and can tell a good joke or two.

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Funny Bumble Pickup Lines That Will Start A Conversation

Funny Bumble Pickup Lines That Will Start A Conversation

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If you're looking to talk to your matches and get more detailed information about them, you'll want to use a Bumble opener that's funny, and opens up the chance for a conversation. These are the best bumble openers to give your matches a laugh and start a conversation.

1. I know that everyone talks about this on dating apps, but if loving “The Office” is wrong, then I don’t want to be Dwight.

This hilarious Bumble pickup line is one of the best bumble openers to pique the interest of your matches and break the ice. Plus, it's a great opportunity for your matches to message you about your favorite tv shows.

2. So, come here often?

There's nothing like a short and sweet first message. This bumble opener is perfect for starting an honest conversation about online dating and finding out more about your bumble match.

3. Are you more afraid of spiders or of saying, “You too!” when a server says, “Enjoy!”?

Instead of using pick up lines to start a mediocre conversation, spark up a silly conversation with this opener. This opener gives your match a great opportunity to ask you about your favorite restaurant (and ask you out on a date).

4. Using only emojis, can you explain to me your first time paying taxes?

Funny opening lines don't have to be complicated - why not have your Bumble match use emojis to describe their memory of paying taxes for the first time. This opener will guarantee you a hilarious conversation and a date with your perfect match.

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Modern dating apps can be fun and easy with these funny pick up lines. These openers will undoubtedly help you talk to new matches, land a first date, and maybe even start a new relationship with your perfect match!

If you need any extra help working on your openers or just boosting your profile in general, you should definitely check out ROAST! Our experts are guaranteed to boost your matches tenfold, and give you a perfect profile!

If you want to learn more about openers, make sure to check our ultimate bumble openers guide.

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Ben Bailey

Ben is one of the best Dating Experts I've ever met and one of the few that cracked the algorithm of online dating. Every week, Ben is publishing new articles on ROAST, helping 20M+ of people to get more matches, dates, and find the one!

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