50+ Best Bumble Jokes To Impress Potential Matches (Tested and Approved)

1. Ooh, super cool pics. You have some really impressive photography skills.

2. You have the cutest dog. Hope to meet him on our first day.

3. Can I know your favorite drink so that I can buy it for you on the first date?

4. You have a funny bio. Let's meet up so you can tell me your favorite dad jokes.

5. I'm not much into bad girls, but you want me to make an exception.

6. Which is the best concert that you enjoyed the most?

7. What made you swipe right at my Bumble profile?

8. Tell me about your biggest pet peeves.

9. Mostly I avoid making the first move, but I desperately want to make an exception for you.

10. Okay, answer this! How much does a polar bear weigh? I think it is enough to break the ice.

11. Date me, and you can have my Netflix password for a lifetime

12. Hey, wanna catch up for drinks this weekend?

1. Hey, what's your plan for the Friday night?

2. Hey lady, you must be gold because I'm in just Au of your looks.

3. Okay, now I'm here, so what are your other two wishes?

4. Here's a really cool fun fact: What do you call a fear of long words 'Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia'.

5. Do you know I've been wearing this smile ever since I saw you?

6. I must say you have the prettiest smile.

7. Am I a nice person? No. Will I try to behave? I don't think so.

8. When will you kiss me, or will I keep lying to my diary?

9. I bought a new kiss-proof lipstick; let's test it out!

10. Tie your shoes because I don't want you to fall for anyone else.

11. You must be a cutie pie, cuz I want a piece of it.

12. You must be a bank loan because now you've my full interest.

1. I've lost my number. Can I please have yours?

2. I'm not bragging, but I know the difference between your and you're.

3. If you're looking for a Star Wars who will give you a good laugh, then your Obi-Wan is here.

4. I just can't stop laughing at your witty bio.

5. The way to my heart is a good sense of humor. So, how about you tell me your favorite joke?

6. What's your dream job? Bank robber or an ice cream truck owner.

7. You must be a volcano? Cuz I LAVA you!

8. Hey, you must be Siri because you autocomplete me.

9. Hey, remember me? I'm the man from your dreams.

10. I am not an artist but I can identify a masterpiece when I see one.

11. You must be wi-fi because I strongly connect with you.

12. What would you prefer: A bad pick up line or just a hello would work?

1. I think I know you. Are you my future boyfriend?

2. Oh, we matched! Does this mean you are coming to my place tonight?

3. Most of your pictures are at 45 degree angle. I must be acute-y.

4. Are you Google? Because you are everything I was searching for.

5. Hello ma'am, you owe me a drink because I dropped mine when I matched with your profile.

6. You must work for Campbell's because you are yummylicious.

7. What else do you do for a living apart from being sexy 24/7.

8. What do you suggest for our first date?

9. What's better than messaging you? Well, flirting with you face to face.

10. Do you know your exceptional beauty makes everyone look so average?

11. I'm no artist, but I can picture our future together.

1. Your pet is so cute. I can't wait to see it soon.

2. Kiss, marry, kill: Harry, Hermoine, Ron. Let's see what you will choose.

3. I'm impressed with your unique taste in music.

4. Are you wearing a (band name) tees in your profile picture? I'm their die hard fan.

5. If I can eat a single meal for a lifetime, it will be….. Pizza.

6. Are you into bad girls because I'm proudly bad at everything?

7. Truth or dare?

8. Pro and con of dating me: I will make you laugh. But I am really immature.

9. Kiss, marry, kill: Queso, guacamole, or salsa.

10. Your profile pictures show that you love traveling. So, what's the best place you have ever visited?

11. Wow! You play guitar. What else can you play?

12. Ooo! I just adore your pet. What's their name?