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+40 Dirty Tinder Pickup Lines: Sexy and Funny First Messages

Upgrade your Tinder game and use the flirtatious Tinder opening lines for a playful first message encounter.
Best Dirty Tinder Opening Lines

Online dating has revolutionized how we meet and interact with potential partners, providing a platform for individuals to connect from the comfort of their homes. But with the rise of dating apps such as Tinder, sometimes it becomes difficult to break the ice and start a conversation, specially if you’re looking for a Tinder hookup.

Suppose you have already bored with the usual opening lines, spice up your opening messages with some dirty pick-up lines. These messages are flirty but fun to use with the person you have right-swiped on Tinder.

We have compiled the best 35+ dirtiest pick-up lines for the beautiful women and handsome men in the Tinder world. So, buckle up and prepare yourself for a journey through the dark, twisted world of dirty Tinder pick-up lines.

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Here is the outline of the article, feel free to jump to the section that interests you the most.

  1. Best Dirty Pick-up Lines for Tinder
  2. Best Sexual Pick-up Lines for Tinder
  3. Sexy, Funny Pick-up Lines
Best Dirty Pick-up Lines for Tinder

Best Dirty Pick-up Lines for Tinder

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Baby, are you a lion? Because I can see you lion in my bed tonight.

Wanna share your side of the bed tonight?

Just to be clear, we're both heading for the same bed tonight, right?

Hey girl! I hope you believe in karma because I know a lot of good karma sutra positions.

What is a nice person like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

I'd love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. And the ones on your face.

Can I give you an Australian kiss? It's like a French kiss, but Down Under!

Though I usually avoid sunsets, I can't wait to see you go down.

I love your outfit in the first picture. I bet it would look even better on my bedroom floor.

My mom said she found a beautiful and intelligent girl for me. Is that you?

Hey girl, I'm a fully-fledged meteorologist, and something's telling me you're in for a few inches tonight.

I'm having trouble sleeping by myself. Can you sleep with me?

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Best Sexual Pick-up Lines for Tinder

Best Sexual Pick-up Lines for Tinder

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Aside from being incredibly sexy, what else do you do for a living?

Is the temp high inside? Or perhaps it's just you?

One of my friends told me girls hate oral. Do you want to help me prove him wrong?

I think I could fall madly in bed with you.

Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? ‘Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!

My best guess is that you enjoy it most when my balls bounce against your arse.

Let's play carpenter. First, we'll get hammered; then, I'll nail you.

You must be my Tinderella because I will make that dress vanish at 12 am.

Hey girl, is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon.

Are you a washing machine? Because I want to put my dirty load in you.

How about we play Winnie the Pooh, and I stick my nose in your honey jar?

Let's play Barbie. I'll be Ken; you can be the box I come in.

You look like the lottery lady. Because in my mind, you're the one who's grasping up my balls.

Give me your car keys so I can drive you crazy.

Are you a pirate? Because I have a lot of semen waiting for you.

Are you a haunted house? Because I'm going to scream when I'm in you.

Mixing concrete is your job? Cause you're making me stiff.

Why don't you assist me use the condom in my pocket before it expires tomorrow?

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Sexy, Funny Pick-up Lines

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Did your license get suspended for driving all these girls crazy?

Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.

Do you have any room for an extra tongue in your mouth?

That's a lovely outfit. Do you mind lending it to me after we have s*x?

Are you a campfire? Because you're hot, and I want s'more.

Are you a heap of messy crockery? ‘Cause I want to spend all night taking care of you.

Are you an archaeologist? Because I've got a large bone for you to examine.

Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?

Your lips look lonely. Wanna introduce them to mine?

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Life without you is like a broken pencil. Pointless.

I've heard of love at first sight, but I wasn't prepared for love at first swipe.

Are you my pinky toe? Because I'd like to bang you on all my furniture.

Did you hear that new Cardi B song? Want me to sing it to you?

Let only latex stand between our love.

Did you have Lucky Charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!

Want to save water by showering together?

Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I swear, I can see myself in your pants.

Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?

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These pick-up lines are suggested for a fun dating experience. You can use them to engage in a playful, flirty encounter. But make sure to be respectful towards your matches. If any pick-up lines don't perform as per your expectations, feel free to change them and try a new one.

Since in online dating, you are talking to someone you have never met; it's best to stay upbeat and entertaining to build a memorable first impression. So, have fun on your Tinder expeditions, and don't forget to make a fantastic impression.

The first impression starts with the profile picture, and it can mean the difference between someone who’s obsessed with you and someone who doesn’t even notice. We promise you: you can have the first option no matter who you are. You can get it with ROAST. ROAST is a service that optimizes your dating profile for the most matches and likes on Tinder. Get set up with ROAST today.

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Ben Bailey

Ben is one of the best Dating Experts I've ever met and one of the few that cracked the algorithm of online dating. Every week, Ben is publishing new articles on ROAST, helping 20M+ of people to get more matches, dates, and find the one!

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