70+ Cheesy Pickup Lines To Make Her Smile Big

Funny pick-up lines are perfect icebreakers that can make any girl smile. If you are not sure where to start a conversation try one of our best pick-up lines to make an impression.

1. Alright, here I am. Tell me the other two desires you have.

   
   

2. Are you an illusionist? Because whenever I see you, everyone else vanishes!

   
   

3. I’m not a photographer, but I can visualize you and me with each other.

   
   

4. Are you a parking ticket? Because I can see FINE written all over you.

   
   

5. Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your site at night?

   
   

6. Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be fine print.

   
   

7. Life without you is like a broken pencil…pointless.

   
   

8. Can you help me locate an airport nearby, my heart is ready to take off.

   
   

9. Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie.

   
   

10. If you were a Transformer… you'd be Optimus Fine.

    
    

11. Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?

    
    

12. We're not socks, but I think we'd make a great pair.

    
    

13. Is it possible to fall in love at first sight, or should I pass this way once more?

    
    

14. Excuse me, do you own a Band-Aid? My knee got chafed falling for you.

    
    

15. My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful person here. How should we spend their money? Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?

If you are a guy unsure what to say to your crush to express your feelings, then check out some of our best pick-up lines because they are simple yet perfect to melt any girl’s heart.

• I never believed in love at first sight, but that was before I saw you.

  
  

• Wanna touch my shirt? It's made up of Boyfriend material.

  
  

• I had a good pickup line ready to go, but you're so good-looking I'm literally speechless.

  
  

• Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!

  
  

• Are you a dictionary? Cause you're adding meaning to my life.

  
  

• You're too hard to find for me to ever play hide-and-seek with you.

  
  

• Your beauty blinded me; Can you please share your name and contact number for insurance purposes?

  
  

• I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

  
  

• Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.

  
  

• If I could jumble the alphabet, I'd put ‘I' and ‘U' concurrently.

  
  

• Something's wrong with my eyes because I can't take them off you.

  
  

• I'd take you to the movies, but they don't let you bring in your own snacks.

  
  

• Is it hot in here, or is that just you?

  
  

• Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean, and I don't mind being lost at sea.

  
  

• If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be the McGorgeous.

  
  

• Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

  
  

• I'm good at algebra; I can replace your X, without you figuring out Y.

  
  

• I'm really glad I just bought life insurance because when I saw you, my heart stopped.

  
  

• If I had to rate you from 1 to 10, I'd give you a 9, because I'm the 1 you're missing.

  
  

• You must be jelly, cause jam doesn't shake like that.

  
  

• You must be a bank loan, cause you've got my interest.

  
  

• I've got 1-ply, I've got 2-ply, but all I really want is your re-ply.

Here are some cheesy pickup lines that you can use to break the ice and make someone laugh:

1. I'd say, ‘God bless you,' but it looks like he already did.

   
   

2. Are you a time traveler? Cause I see you in my future!

   
   

3. Even in zero gravity, I would still fall for you!

   
   

4. Do you want to go out and enjoy the sunshine and fresh air with me? Just seeing you stole my breath away.

   
   

5. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for.

   
   

6. I'm not currently an organ donor, but I'd love to give you my heart.

   
   

7. I'm writing a phone book, can I get your number?

   
   

8. Can you take me to the hospital? I just broke my leg falling for you.

   
   

9. Excuse me, do you have the time? I just want to remember the exact minute I got a crush on you.

   
   

10. Hey, you're pretty and I'm cute. Together we'd be Pretty Cute.

    
    

11. How much does a polar bear weigh? [I don't know, how much?] Just enough to break the ice.

    
    

12. It's a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.

    
    

13. What's that amazing perfume you're wearing? Oh! That's just you? I can't get enough.

    
    

14. Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you're sexy!

    
    

15. Alright, so here I am.  Tell me the other two desires you have.

    
    

16. Remember me? Oh, that's right, I've only met you in my dreams.

    
    

17. You must be made of cheese. Because you're looking Gouda tonight!

    
    

18. If you were a fruit, you'd be a "fine-apple."

    
    

19. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

    
    

20. Aren't you exhausted? From occupying my thoughts all day long?

    
    

21. If you were a chicken, you'd be "im-peck-able"

1. Didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.

   
   

2. I wasn't always religious. But I am now because you're the answer to all my prayers.

   
   

3. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.

   
   

4. Are you wi-fi? Cause I'm totally feeling a connection.

   
   

5. I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?

   
   

6. They say nothing lasts forever, so will you be my nothing?

   
   

7. Do I know you? Oh, apologies, you look just like my next girlfriend.

   
   

8. What's your favorite drink? I'm asking so I know what to buy you when we go on our first date.

   
   

9. Hello. Cupid called. He wants to tell you that he needs my heart back.

   
   

10. You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

    
    

11. You know, I had a pickup line ready to go, but you're so hot it just left my mind.

    
    

12. Knock-knock. Who's there? When where. When where who? Tomorrow night, my house, you.

    
    

13. Know what's on the menu? Me-N-U.

    
    

14. I was wondering if you had an extra heart… because mine was just stolen.

    
    

15. Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me!

    
    

16. I hope you know CPR because you are taking my breath away!

    
    

17. Aside from being drop-dead gorgeous, what do you do for a living?

    
    

18. Kiss me if I'm wrong. But dinosaurs still exist, right?

    
    

19. You owe me a drink. Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine!

    
    

20. Want a raisin? No? Well, how about a date?

    
    

21. You must be a high test score. Because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.

    
    

22. I may not be a photographer, but I can totally picture us together.