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70+ Cheesy Pickup Lines To Make Her Smile Big

Discover the cheesiest pickup lines that will make you laugh, cringe, and maybe even land you a date. From classic one-liners to clever puns, we've got you covered.
70 cheesy pickup lines to make her smile big

Cheesy pick-up lines may have a bad reputation, but when used in the right way, they can be a fun and playful way to break the ice and make a connection. Whether you're looking to impress a potential love interest or just want to make someone laugh, these lines are sure to bring a smile to their face.

In this article, we'll explore some of the best cheesy pick-up lines to use on a girl and give you tips on how to deliver them with confidence and charm.

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Here is the outline of the article, feel free to jump to the section that interests you the most.

  1. Funny Pick-Up Lines
  2. Best Pick-up Lines for Guys
  3. Best Cheesy Pickup Lines
  4. Cutest Pick-Up Lines of all time
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Funny Pick-Up Lines

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Funny pick-up lines are perfect icebreakers that can make any girl smile. If you are not sure where to start a conversation try one of our best pick-up lines to make an impression.

  1. Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
  2. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
  3. I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
  4. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
  5. Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
  6. Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be fine print.
  7. Life without you is like a broken pencil…pointless.
  8. Is there an airport nearby, or was that just my heart taking off?
  9. Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie.
  10. If you were a Transformer… you'd be Optimus Fine.
  11. Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
  12. We're not socks, but I think we'd make a great pair.
  13. Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?
  14. Do you have a band-aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
  15. My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful person here. How should we spend their money? Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?

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Best Pick-up Lines for Guys

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If you are a guy unsure what to say to your crush to express your feelings, then check out some of our best pick-up linesbecause they are simple yet perfect to melt any girl’s heart.

  • I never believed in love at first sight, but that was before I saw you.
  • Wanna touch my shirt? It's made up of Boyfriend material.
  • I had a good pickup line ready to go, but you're so good-looking I'm literally speechless.
  • Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!
  • Are you a dictionary? Cause you're adding meaning to my life.
  • I would never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find.
  • I was blinded by your beauty; I'm going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
  • I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
  • Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
  • If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ‘U' and ‘I' together.
  • Something's wrong with my eyes because I can't take them off you.
  • I'd take you to the movies, but they don't let you bring in your own snacks.
  • Is it hot in here, or is that just you?
  • Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean, and I don't mind being lost at sea.
  • If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be the McGorgeous.
  • Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
  • I'm good at algebra; I can replace your X and you wouldn't need to figure out Y.
  • I'm really glad I just bought life insurance because when I saw you, my heart stopped.
  • If I had to rate you from 1 to 10, I'd give you a 9, because I'm the 1 you're missing.
  • You must be jelly, cause jam doesn't shake like that.
  • You must be a bank loan, cause you've got my interest.
  • I've got 1-ply, I've got 2-ply, but all I really want is your re-ply.
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Best Cheesy Pickup Lines

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Here are some cheesy pickup lines that you can use to break the ice and make someone laugh:

  1. I'd say, ‘God bless you,' but it looks like he already did.
  2. Are you a time traveler? Cause I see you in my future!
  3. Even in zero gravity, I would still fall for you!
  4. Want to go outside and get some fresh air with me? You just took my breath away.
  5. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for.
  6. I'm not currently an organ donor, but I'd love to give you my heart.
  7. I'm writing a phone book, can I get your number?
  8. Can you take me to the hospital? I just broke my leg falling for you.
  9. Excuse me, do you have the time? I just want to remember the exact minute I got a crush on you.
  10. Hey, you're pretty and I'm cute. Together we'd be Pretty Cute.
  11. How much does a polar bear weigh? [I don't know, how much?] Just enough to break the ice.
  12. It's a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
  13. What's that amazing perfume you're wearing? Oh! That's just you? I can't get enough.
  14. Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you're sexy!
  15. Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
  16. Remember me? Oh, that's right, I've only met you in my dreams.
  17. You must be made of cheese. Because you're looking Gouda tonight!
  18. If you were a fruit, you'd be a "fine-apple."
  19. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
  20. Aren't you tired? From running through my mind all day?
  21. If you were a chicken, you'd be "im-peck-able"

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Cutest Pick-Up Lines of all time

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  1. Didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.
  2. I wasn't always religious. But I am now because you're the answer to all my prayers.
  3. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
  4. Are you wi-fi? Cause I'm totally feeling a connection.
  5. I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
  6. They say nothing lasts forever, so will you be my nothing?
  7. Do I know you? (pause) Oh, sorry, it's just that you look just like my next girlfriend.
  8. What's your favorite drink? I'm asking so I know what to buy you when we go on our first date
  9. Hello. Cupid called. He wants to tell you that he needs my heart back.
  10. You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
  11. You know, I had a pickup line ready to go, but you're so hot it just left my mind.
  12. Knock-knock. Who's there? When where. When where who? Tomorrow night, my house, you.
  13. Know what's on the menu? Me-N-U.
  14. I was wondering if you had an extra heart… because mine was just stolen.
  15. Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me!
  16. I hope you know CPR because you are taking my breath away!
  17. Aside from being drop-dead gorgeous, what do you do for a living?
  18. Kiss me if I'm wrong. But dinosaurs still exist, right?
  19. You owe me a drink. Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine!
  20. Want a raisin? No? Well, how about a date?
  21. You must be a high test score. Because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.
  22. I may not be a photographer, but I can totally picture us together.

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So there you have it, folks. A collection of cheesy pickup lines that are sure to make you laugh, cringe, and maybe even score you a date. Remember, use these lines at your own risk and always be respectful of other people's boundaries. And who knows, maybe the next time you see that special someone, you'll have the perfect cheesy pickup line ready to go.

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